We went to Chuck E Cheese on Saturday, and I put to rest any doubts about folksingers and their athletic prowess. I obliterated the old record of 59 points on the Chuck E Cheese basketball game, putting up a solid 70-point performance! It is true that most of the people who play the games at Chuck E Cheese are under 12 years old, but hey, a win is a win!
And by the way, I was immediately tested for performance enhancing drugs, and they found me to be within the legal limits of pizza and Coke.
I broke the record, and I did it clean.